[Spots of what appears to be blood smeared on the page]

Fecking mother of Merlin on a bleeding ruddy stick. Entire flat is in shambles and there is blood and feathers all over the bleeding place.

Apparently Cat and Ophelia got into a spat or somthing as Cat is covered in blood and all looking fecking proud of herself and I can't find that blasted bird anywhere! This is not what I needed to come home to after a day spent in the office. Or, well, ever for that matter. M'going to need to look through those stupid ruddy books on stains and house cleaning charms and...fecking hell.

Still haven't found Ophelia, but by the looks of things, I doubt she flew anywhere. She's likely to have a broken wing at the very least, not to mention whatever cu...

[writing trails off page and then there's a large inksplotch]

Found Opelia.



[Hexed Private]
Fuckbuggeringbloodyshithellinahole.

Last bloody thing I have left of her and I go and get it killed by the stupid Cat.

Bugger, Ophelia, you were an OWL! Fecking fly away from the stupid beast and...

Even went about the same way Mum...

Well shite. I'm off to the pub.
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