I'm not buying those absurd alibis for one bleeding second. Honestly, do they think we're all as sodding moronic as the fecking Ministry? Let's do a bit of math shall we? In nine years there hasn't been any sign of the Dark Mark. Less than two weeks since this lot has a full pardon, we see it hanging above some poor Muggle home with four dead inside...

I really don't think it takes bleeding Merlin to figure this one out.

This sham of a government is leading me to a serious relationship with a bottle of firewhiskey.


[Hexed to Regulus "I'm a huge sodding wanker" Black]
I swear to Merlin if you had anything to do with that sodding attack I'm going to come after you myself. Forget the bleeding hit-wizards, I will hex you so bleeding badly your children will come out with tenticles on their faces or something equally as wretched. Killing wizards who can at least have a chance at properly defending themselves...Muggles don't even know what bloody well hit them and...

Bloody hell [inksplotch of d00m and some quill stab marks]

Just wanted to let you know that you are still, in fact, a bloody fecking wanker. Ta.
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[Hexed to the Order]
Now that we have it established that these alibis are more than likely some sort of shite served by the Ministry to cover their own fecking arses, what are we planning on doing about it?
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